three words: i give head
three words: not that well
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
