508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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