coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You may now shotgun with the bride
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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