actually, I'm a sock model
Me too!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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