Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
This is my gift to your gina
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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