So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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