i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
wow bdsm is so cute
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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