help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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