Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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