Quick, to the slutcave!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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