Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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