The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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