just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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