ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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