Im at strip club and am horny
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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