before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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