Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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