That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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