whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
barbara walters just said penis...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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