I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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