IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Randomize
