Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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