Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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