are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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