Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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