i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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