It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm really busy with my period
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