Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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