Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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