im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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