im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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