I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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