she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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