girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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