jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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