I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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