considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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