Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
