Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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