There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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