I'm drive I can fine osifer
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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