I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So apparently I’m into choking now
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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