Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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