Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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