i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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