How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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