I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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