pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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