If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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