It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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