As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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